viaticumforthemarquise:

(discussing Lestat’s lean body from learning acrobatics for Commedia combined with his predilection to have affairs with women whilst living with Nicolas)

[9/15/14 11:43:35 PM] Gabrielle/Nicolas: acro makes you lean
[9/15/14 11:43:42 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): AND FLEXIBLE
[9/15/14 11:43:47 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): oh my gosh
[9/15/14 11:43:49 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): i want fic
[9/15/14 11:43:59 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): of Lestat learning yoga/stretches
[9/15/14 11:44:03 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): from the acrobats!
[9/15/14 11:44:14 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): Jeannette maybeeee
[9/15/14 11:44:18 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): teehee
[9/15/14 11:44:25 PM] Gabrielle/Nicolas: yeah, that would end in sex for sure
[9/15/14 11:44:33 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): *grinning* DUH
[9/15/14 11:44:39 PM] Gabrielle/Nicolas: and then Nicki giving ‘stat a black eye
[9/15/14 11:44:48 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): YEP
[9/15/14 11:45:02 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): “we were just stretching, really”
[9/15/14 11:45:07 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): “with your clothes off?”
[9/15/14 11:45:20 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): “I wanted to um… see the muscles…”
[9/15/14 11:45:27 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): *bop*
[9/15/14 11:45:31 PM] Gabrielle/Nicolas: “So, did you just trip and FALL into her vagina?”
[9/15/14 11:45:35 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): hehehe!!!
[9/15/14 11:45:40 PM] Gabrielle/Nicolas: “And then fall out again?”
[9/15/14 11:45:48 PM] Gabrielle/Nicolas: “And then fall back in again?”
[9/15/14 11:46:08 PM] Burnadette dpdL (i-want-my-iwtv): “You see… ah… she was helping me reach an angle and i kept slipping…”