Lestat shows up to the alley and they all just grab one of the bowling balls that they place has to borrow, but Lestat takes out that velvet one and Louis looks into the camera like the office and no one tells Lestat until after his third strike and the ball is an oily greasy mess

#COVEN GAME NIGHT #HEADCANON ACCEPTED

^BEHOLD, A RED VELVET BOWLING BALL. [X]

I honestly tried and tried and could not improve her story other than making the ball red fucking velvet bc YOU KNOW he would want it to be red fucking velvet not blue! like of course, but i bet it is blue in the fashion show bc blue balls are hilarious aren’t they?

(Also Lestat is the biggest cheater and uses the Mind Gift to knock down the pins his ball doesn’t hit and they all groan bc he is getting all these cheat strikes and the alley has to award him the top slot on the chalkboard)

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