I’ll have you all know that, in seventy years, I was never unfaithful once to Louis, not even with the pianist. I may have spent time with Antoine, and teased him with the promise of my blood, but I was quite capable of being physically faithful (and incredibly frustrated) for seventy years, goddamnit. And let’s not even get into what a goddamn tease I was up against during that time.
So let’s leave the whole “Lestat’s a slut who can’t keep it in his pants” thing alone for a mere week, shall we? It’s Christmas, damnit.
#headcanon accepted
Not gonna retire my #manwhore de lioncourt tag, but this sentiment is very sweet ❤