ominouslymathematical:

quitbeingbanished:

Okay, because I’m nostalgic.

So history lesson, my parents got a divorce because my Dad had an affair with another man. I knew for a bit I was into girls and boys. So when deciding how to come up with the best way to break the news to my mom I did the following.

We were watching Star Wars: Return of the jedi. I paused the VHS at a point I’d practiced for days.

“Mom, I have to tell you something”

“Right now but-”

“It’s important.”

“Alright, make it quick.”

“Mom, I’m…I’m Gay–” (pressed play as…)

GLORIOUS