The Vampire Chronicles according to my boyfriend from what he knows

neilcfreak:

Lestat-He’s a dick. What’s something a dick does? I dunno he throws weasels.

Armand- He likes blenders. So he collects appliances? he’s an otaku. He just stays indoors and makes fanfiction of his toasters and espresso makers

Louis- Just doesn’t give a shit. 

Marius- Man that guy’s a troll. Doesn’t tell Armand anything and shit. “MASTER WHY DON’T YOU TELL ME ANYTHING??” *marius lights his hand on fire* “WHY??“ “Just to mess with you.”

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