Lestat-He’s a dick. What’s something a dick does? I dunno he throws weasels.
Armand- He likes blenders. So he collects appliances? he’s an otaku. He just stays indoors and makes fanfiction of his toasters and espresso makers
Louis- Just doesn’t give a shit.
Marius- Man that guy’s a troll. Doesn’t tell Armand anything and shit. “MASTER WHY DON’T YOU TELL ME ANYTHING??” *marius lights his hand on fire* “WHY??“ “Just to mess with you.”