gothiccharmschool:

kintatsujo:

nathanielthecurious:

Yesterday I passed a group of four young girls selling cookies on the corner.
“Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?” asked one of them, who was probably twelve or thirteen.
Thinking this was a funny opportunity to quote the Adams Family, I asked, “Are they made with real Girl Scouts?”
The girl didn’t miss a beat. “Oh yes,” she said, “The little ones taste best.”

You should NEVER test little girls on that road because they will absolutely take you down it

Every year, the Girl Scouts come to my door. Different ones every year.

Every year when I answer the door, they say, “Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies they’re made with real Girl Scouts”. 

I suspect the troop leaders in my neighborhood have a map with my house clearly marked on it, with a note of what to say to me. And every year, I buy at least one box of Thin Mints.