zevransbutt:

Ok tumblr, let me tell you a little about the Vampire Chronicles and why this series should have a fucking huge fandom.

Now, do you see this hot piece of ass? That’s Louis, AKA the average sulking depressed and whiny teenage blogger incarnated + a whole bunch of pyromania, gay and pain. It’s IMPOSSIBLE not to like this motherfucker. Also he’s played by BRAD PITT. As in Brad fucking Pitt, Mr. Smith/that dude from Fight Club. With a wig. He gets to do a whole bunch of stuff like this

and this

with the vampire Lestat aka TOM CRUISE. It’s basically an entire movie filled with vampires(and c’mon tumblr you like supernatural stuff), flaming homosexuals and ANGST. ISN’T THIS WHAT YOU BLOGGERS WANT?

AND THAT’S ONLY THE FIRST BOOK.

Does it get better? Oh yes. This fucking series contains not four, not six, but TEN BOOKS. This ain’t no Harry Potter or Hunger Games shiz, this is serious fucking business. TEN BOOKS OF ANGSTY GAY VAMPIRES LIKE C’MON TUMBLR U LIKE THIS DON’T U.

And I’m not exaggerating the gayness of this series. NOPE. We have some REAL golden stuff like:

“Now, I’m getting into the coffin, and you will get in on top of me if you know what’s good for you.”

“You do realize, that this is an absolutely magnificent body, don’t you? I mean you aren’t insensible to the fact that you’ve been deposited in a…a most impressive piece of young male flesh.”

“- Have you suffered in my absence?
– It was pure hell. Each risk you take hurts me. But that is my concern and fault.
– Why do you love me?
– You know, you’ve always known. I wish I could be you. I wish I could know the joy you know all the time.
– And that pain, you want that as well?
– Your pain? Certainly. I’ll take your brand of pain anytime, as they say.”

(x)

SO ARE WE DONE HERE.

The Vampire Chronicles, where all your ships are canon (‘cause these vampires be messing with everyone’s sexuality) and everything hurts.