vagabonddaniel-recordedarchives:

Believe it or not, we’ve had this exact discussion. Some of us were hanging out at Trinity Gate and I put the Avengers movie mostly as background noise. And then Benji, bless him, is like “I bet Dybbuk could wield Mjölnir.” I’ve gotta tell you, the fact that he knew the name earned points with me. The fact that he thinks Armand is some kind of saintly angel who shits rainbows is… kind of messed up. 

So we got into argument about what it means to be ‘worthy.’ Louis argued it must mean to be without sin, and obviously that ruled each of us out. David argued that worthiness is relative and that if our goal is noble, we could all lift the hammer. (David, I suspect, has read more comics than some of the others. He will not admit it.) Lestat insisted he could do anything and obviously could lift the hammer, which of course led to Armand insisting that was bullshit and telling me to find the rules of the hammer online. 

Regardless, the argument devolved quickly after that. 

Could I? Nah. What noble purpose do I have to wield it? I’m just a regular immortal guy, more or less.