vampire-chronicles-rp:

Interview With A Vampire
Louis: I’ve fucked shit up. I’ve fucked shit up so fucking badly. Oh, my God.
Lestat: It’s really fun to fuck shit up, isn’t it?
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The Vampire Lestat
Lestat: Louis, you fucking got shit wrong.
Lestat: Now, let me tell you how I began to fuck shit up.
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The Queen of the Damned
Lestat: Wow. Everyone has fucked up shit.
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The Tale of the Body Thief
Louis: ESPECIALLY YOU, LESTAT.
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Memnoch the Devil
The Devil: Hey, I’ve fucked shit up, too.
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The Vampire Armand
Armand: You’ve all fucked up shit. /facepalm/
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Blood and Gold
Marius: I don’t fuck shit up, everyone else does.

demonpyromaniac:

i’m laughing my ass off at how accurate this is!