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Lindsay: Oh really? What did he say? What was the last thing he said?

Flashback

Tobias: I just blue myself.

End flashback

Michael: He said some wonderful things.

 ”The One Where Michael Leaves”  Episode 2×01

Edited slightly to accommodate Louis’s quote (page 31 of the Interview mass market if you want that.)

I re-read Interview recently after about ten years, and I forgot how every other line in that book is an absolute gem of Louis being ridiculous.