♛ So let me get this right, ma petite… you want only autographs from Armand and myself, and you want the flesh and blood of Louis and Marius? Well that IS a tall order, you realize. It takes quite alot of effort and flirtation for me to get any of their flesh and blood even for myself! Quite a lot of persuasion and some degree of mischief.

…Unless you mean you merely wish to be in the presence of Louis and Marius? Even so, I must admit I am still somewhat saddened that your preference is for them and not glorious, magnificent – and much more fun – MOI. They have their moments (should you wish to spend several hours in lecture) but really, a night on the town with Armand and I bickering the entire time would be more exciting, non?

However, I’ll see what I can do, in light of the fact that you swore you would love me more than your own hair. I love no one above my beautiful mane, so I take that oath very seriously ❤