in ur otp who is the one tryin to live off of hot pockets and instant ramen and who is the one who forces the other to do actual grocery shopping
My OTP doesn’t have this particular problem.
You’re OTP has the one that only eats rats while the other still has to force them to go out for actual sustenance.
Oh, pshaw! There has been no rat consumption for two centuries now!
Rat consumption occurs to piss off certain food-pushers on specific occasions!
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