the-gentleman-chronicler:

Dear Past Me,

If it resembles an angel, it is likely the Devil.  This encompasses much.  So heed that warning.

Do not leave him alone.  This also encompasses much.  Heed that warning very strongly.

Fisticuffs might not be your style if it can be avoided but should a chap turn up claiming to be Lestat in a human body, take the opportunity at the start to punch him once for me.  That’s really the only time you’ll get the chance.  Trust me when I say that it will prove worth it later.

Your Future Self,

Me