redversaillesrose:

how come nobody ever talks about that time Gabrielle and Lestat scared the shit out of those poor people in the church? 

“All right, listen to me!” I hissed. I could control this no longer. “We  are going out. But we shall do it like proper vampires, do you hear!  There are one thousand people in the church and we are going to scare them to death. I will lift the stone and we will rise up together, and when we do, raise your arms and make the most horrible face you can  muster and cry out if you can. That will make them fall back, instead of pouncing upon us and dragging us off to prison, and then we’ll rush to  the door.” – The Vampire Lestat