morbidromantic:

Let me quote some people, with 100% accuracy.

Marius: Oh, did you not understand? Let me explain it again the exact same way. Only longer and with three more unrelated anecdotes.

Gabrielle: …

(Was she not there, was she silent or was she just so scary that this reporter wouldn’t dare write anything? Maybe all of the above.)

Lestat: What I’m about to tell you is going to be hard to believe, but believe me anyway. And, my darling, remember to keep in mind just how handsome and debonair I am. At all times.

Armand: You are entirely right, Daniel.

Jesse: Listen, I’m a modern woman, I just stumbled into this. I know at least two people under the age of 5000.

Louis: …and although my heart might have died long ago, it still hungers. Or whatever sounds good, just make up some bullshit. There’s a good boy.

Bianca: Marius! Draw me like one of your french girls.