What are your favorite vampire chronicles headcanons?

Mon DIEU I have tons. TONS. I went through my own archive and dug up some gems for ya:

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BUT GUYS, VAMPIRES ACTING LIKE CATS
vampire masturbation is a vampire drinking from their own wrist.
drunk/drugged vampires is possible. AND FUN.
Lestat loves Armand and respects him, but Lestat never for a moment imagines he’s entirely safe with Armand ;]
Nicolas was Lestat’s first real boyfriend and they totally f**cked in ‘Stat’s room in the castle. And backstage at Renaud’s (´ε｀ )♡
Daniel Molloy is a really good juggler.
Armand likes to sleep in nothing but Daniel’s shirts ❤
Gabrielle only really felt like a mother when Lestat was born *u*
Gabrielle’s story of how she chose Lestat’s name. ^u^
Lestat chose Louis bc he was irretrievably in love with Louis ❤
Lestat was caught cheating on Nicolas at Renauds. Hilarity did not ensue… But he did apologize very well!
Louis would be the most pretentious hipster in modern times.
Little things Louis does that make Lestat’s heart break (b/c they are so sweet) ❤
Harriet the cat is as real as Mojo the dog.
Lestat is not just a manwhore.

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