the-gentleman-chronicler:

There are a few major mysteries in this world.  Easter Island, Stonehenge, the Pyramids of Giza, chupacabra.

Another is what the vampire known as David Talbot gets up to in the privacy of his bedroom.  Only a few individuals have discovered it.  None of those three are Lestat.

So let’s not give him any hints.  For his own sake.