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• Accidentally fell asleep on each other on the train au
• Always in front of me in line for the coffee shop with a ridiculous order that takes forever to make au
• “I moved into the appartment next door and it’s 100% haunted please let me crash here for the night” au
• “I may or may not have robbed a bank just now and please help me get away i’ll repay you in sexual favours and also cash” au
• Neighbour who’s way too enthuisiastic about LOTR soundtracks au
• That one asshole costumer that always comes in 5 minutes before the store is about to close au
• “I don’t know you but you were at that party last night and long story short I now have your name tattooed on my ass” au
• “Could you please move your bed a little further from the wall I’m trying to work” au
• “My friends dared me to go on this rollercoaster but now that we’re at the top it looks way too scary and hellO hot person sitting next to me (careful i might puke)” au
• “I was trying to take a sneeky picture of you because i told my friend about the hot person on the train and she wanted to see but you totally noticed and yeah this is awkward” au
• “That is a hideous shirt you should totally just take it off” au
• “That asshole stole my song at karaoke night” au
• Met on the fireescape outside the appartment for smokes au
• Ice hockey rival teams au
• Hot lifeguard au
• 911 operator au