♛You want him and not ME?!

Rude.

Go ahead, suit yourself! *gestures to Louis, sitting on a nearby divan. Louis lowers the newspaper he was reading.* But know that his gift-giving skills are mediocre at best. He needs a lot of direction in that department. I can’t deny that sitting in his lap might be gift enough, however *evil smile*

Just don’t wriggle too much. He’s got a low tolerance for ebullient people, I should know from personal experience *huffs off*