Oooh! That’s a cool idea… Fandom, let’s gather some ridiculous Lestat quotes for a tatt on this post. Mention the book it came from, too, if you can.
Here’s some I grabbed from IWTV, they’re not all ridiculous but they might work as a tatt, anyways. They all sound like canon to me, but check a legit copy of the book bc these are from an unreliable PDF.
Ridiculous Lestat quotes from IWTV:
I’ll play the drum if I like!
- Stop looking at my buttons,
- Don’t fall
so madly in love with the night that you lose your way! -
You’re dying, that’s all; don’t be a fool.
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You’ll have to bed down with me this morning. I
haven’t prepared you a coffin. -
If I want to sleep all day
and drink all night, I’ll do it, damn you! - Now, I’m getting into the coffin, and you will get in on top of me if you
know what’s good for you. - The hell I won’t!
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He’s dead, you idiot!
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Don’t be such a damned idiot. Haven’t you ever seen a rat?
- Rats can be quite nice
- [Re: a shattered crystal glass that he shattered] You don’t mind, do you? I surely hope you
don’t, because there’s nothing much you can do about it if you do
mind. - I’d like to meet the devil some night, I’d chase him from here to the wilds of the Pacific. I
am the devil. -
I ought to drive your horse
into the swamps. You’d have to dig yourself a hole and smother! -
You whining coward of a vampire who prowls the night killing alley
cats and rats and staring for hours at candles as if they were people and standing in the rain like a zombie until your clothes are drenched and you smell like old wardrobe trunks in attics and have the look of a
baffled idiot at the zoo. (<— This is probably too long but a piece of it might work, like “Staring at nature like a baffled idiot at the zoo” which is my tag for cool nature-related stuff, and some ppl have even adopted it from me.) - You’re being morbid! It’s almost dawn.
- I
can give you death more easily than I gave you life! - Did I kill him or did I not kill
him! What’s your guess?
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