*applauds* VERY NICE WE WILL AWAIT YOUR GLORIOUS NEW AO3 ACCOUNT

^I could get in trouble for this but c’mon lookit this dork. He is on a stripper pole but not stripping or using it properly like at all, HE IS FULLY CLOTHED where it matters and

so like, cut me some slack ppl. Me and Stacee, has-been rockstars, need to go lie down and have some tea like the old ppl we are.