WE HAVE AN ANNE RICE MOVIE ADAPTATION COMING 3/11/16! 

NOT THE ADAPTATION WE WANT BUT HEY, THIS COULD END UP GETTING A STUDIO/PRODUCER(S) INTERESTED IN HER VC SERIES SO I HOPE IT WORKS MIRACLES.

FROM COMINGSOON.NET:

“Focus Features has revealed the first trailer for The Young Messiah, the upcoming film about the early life and upbringing of Jesus…based on the novel “Christ the Lord: Out of Egypt” by Anne Rice”

WHAT DO YOU THINK? ARE YOU GONNA GO SEE IT? DO YOU HOPE SEAN BEAN DOESN’T DIE? HE’S IN IT! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THEIR ACCENTS?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OUR VAMPIRES WOULD THINK OF THIS? ARE THEY AWARE OF THEIR GHOSTWRITER’S OTHER SERIES, AND IF SO, WHAT DO THEY THINK OF THEM?