This is pretty funny and still less cracky than Blood Canticle!

Submitted by redversaillesrose:

I have this headcanon where the guys are so fucking bored and Lesty somehow manages to convince them to do a remake of The Road to El Dorado, where he is Miguel because he’s stupid and wants to go on “adventures” and have fun and is constantly fucking up and Louis is Tulio because he has to put up with his partner’s crap and stop him from fucking killing everybody or dying, Armand would be Tzekel-Kan because SACRIFICES AND KILLING PEOPLE AND FUCKING SHIT UP and Marius could be Chief Tanabok because he’s all wisey and friendly and shit and Gabrielle could be Chel because why the fuck not.Sorry, I just needed to get this off my chest. Also, sorry for my bad english ^^;;

Lestat: Let’s Do the Thing!

Louis: Should NOT have let him talk me into Doing the Thing fml