Least favorite person(s) to play Coven Game Night with, explain with details.

vagabonddaniel-recordedarchives:

All right, buckle up: 

Armand is great to have on my team when we’re playing team games: pictionary, Cranium, games like that. But when it comes to games with bankers or score keepers, he’s been known to cheat. Also, he and Lestat are impossible when they’re playing against each other. 

Lestat likes to win, and when he’s not winning, he likes to argue the rules and twist them into something that might benefit him. 

Louis is just unbeatable about poker. That’s his super power. He’s also damn good at Scrabble. So is David Talbot. 

Marius is great at board games and strategy games, but not so much with video games. He just slams his buttons around. Even if it’s not a fighting game. Even in Mario Party. Marius is also not awesome at pictionary, which is ironic, I know. 

Sybelle hums a lot. A lot. No matter the game, no matter whose turn. It’s either an unconscious tick or a genius strategy to drive everyone else up the wall. If so, it works. 

Gabrielle tries to take prisoners. Even in Monopoly. Even in Ticket to Ride. She actually hijacked my train route from Little Rock to New Orleans once, claiming that she was “robbing” the train and stealing the route. Yeah. She doesn’t fuck around. 

Lestat shows up to the alley and they all just grab one of the bowling balls that they place has to borrow, but Lestat takes out that velvet one and Louis looks into the camera like the office and no one tells Lestat until after his third strike and the ball is an oily greasy mess

#COVEN GAME NIGHT #HEADCANON ACCEPTED

^BEHOLD, A RED VELVET BOWLING BALL. [X]

I honestly tried and tried and could not improve her story other than making the ball red fucking velvet bc YOU KNOW he would want it to be red fucking velvet not blue! like of course, but i bet it is blue in the fashion show bc blue balls are hilarious aren’t they?

(Also Lestat is the biggest cheater and uses the Mind Gift to knock down the pins his ball doesn’t hit and they all groan bc he is getting all these cheat strikes and the alley has to award him the top slot on the chalkboard)

annabellioncourt:

merciful-death:

ooc; Coven Game Night Poker Edition

I COULD TOTALLY SEE THIS.

Lestat’s a hot shot, and would probably bet everything all at once, but doesn’t even care when he ends up sitting in his birthday suit.

Benji had to beg to join since he’s technically a minor, but when Marius said “NO” Armand just looked at him like he was a camera on the office. Marius sucks at poker and ends up naked next; then Benji because he hasn’t been alive as long to perfect his poker face.

Sybelle is playing piano in the corner and no one thinks she notices but there’s a mirror above her on the wall and she really like’s tonight’s entertainment.

Louis was literally dragged into the room to play by Lestat and Armand, and it happened to be the only thing that the two of them worked together on that entire year.

Armand’s done next, and shoots death glares at the others, even though he’s not the least bit embarrassed. 

And then there’s Louis, where there, on the final set of turns, when he’s the last one in, they look at him with nothing off but his shoes. 

“Louis when did you lose them?”

“I didn’t, I just felt like taking them off and relaxing.”

^PERFECTION