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OMG YOUR TAGS. Like excuse u but now I need more vampires explaining memes to Armand (Like he gets them he just does not find them funny)
(You mean this post? wow u were digging deep!) Yes plz I also want vampires explaining memes to Armand.


#armand needed Louis to ‘make contact’ with the age #he sets himself up as someone who likes having someone explain him a thing
I have this headcanon where Armand is just /so/ oblivious when it comes to jokes, puns, etc. Like, you have to explain every detail to him so he’ll get it and yes this is really dumb I just needed to share it.


Don’t tell me you weren’t asking for this, ‘nonny, bc YOU TOTALLY WERE. I read between the lines.
Did u want this answered seriously? I spent an enormous amount of effort to answer it whimsically ^_____^
- Lestat is an advanced level dancer and still learns new moves; he gets a thrill out of dancing solo or with others
especially Louis when Lestat can grovel well enough for it.Lestat can breakdance like nobody else. - Armand danced as part of coven rituals, so his style was probably very animalistic, or religious, maybe “tribal” would be the best description. Later on, Daniel probably taught Armand how to dance at the clubs and bars they went to during their courtship, and that might have even bonded them more. Armand probably still incorporated the spirit of his coven-era dancing
As far as a DANCE-OFF, I doubt Armand would enter into such a battle, he would probably consider it juvenile. Armand doesn’t really feel the need to prove his standing in the current coven.
HOWEVER – if he DID decide to throw down, they would probably need an audience to decide the winner, bc their styles are so different that it would come down to crowd-pleasing rather than skill.




