vampchronfic:

vampiredevelopment:

Michael: Boy, the lengths you’ll go to sleep with a woman.
Gob: Believe me, we didn’t do any sleeping. I had sex last night.
Narrator: But he really didn’t.
Gob: Yes, I did.
Episode 1×17 “Altar Egos”

Lestat sleeps with women but I changed it to man because fuck heteronormativity plus it fits better on the page.

Homoerotiwreck