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asktheshadowedman replied to your post:ooc; I finally pre-ordered my copy of Prince…

ooc: What voice? o.o

ooc; The synopsis of the new Vampire Chronicles book includes some shit about “THE VOICE” commanding vampires around the world to become pyromaniacs

Meanwhile Lestat’s being emo somewhere while Louis, Armand, Sybelle, and Benji live a happy life in New York City where Benji apparently has a “vampire radio station” (where there’s obviously hours of Sybelle on the piano, then eons of Louis going on about the horrors of immortality, followed by the sounds of Armand slaughtering a thousand men, and then Anne breaking the fourth wall to bash every other authors’ vampires).

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE—Anne’s including “seductive new creatures” which apparently are not her werewolves (thank the gods) but might possibly be aLIENS??  then it turns into american horror story asylum: vampire edition

I feel like there are going to be so many good memes that spawn from it, on the bright side?

I’m not saying it’s aliens but… ALIENS