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I take full responsibility for the travesty that is PLROA, I made the mistake of joking that the next book would be vampires in space, and now, aliens. This is my fault. Please punish me as you will.

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Riiiiight…. I seem to remember that you did that way back when PLROA was announced, yes, NAUGHTY! BAD! *sprays you w/ holy water* 

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J/K it’s gonna be hilarious AU fanfic… I’m hoping for some Scientology-flavored tidbits.

AR: These are the chronicles of the Vampire Lestat. His two-hundred-plus-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no vampire has gone before.