The armchair hath arrived.
(The matching settee should arrive by next Saturday.)
Omg when I opened the box and saw My Chair, what suddenly came unbidden to mind was a line from a song I’ve listened to all of three times in my life: “Touch-, touch-a, touch-a, touch me / I WANT TO BE DIRTY” 😍😛😱😵✨❤
Hnnnnnngh this chair
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This chair is the sex.
@alittlethor Of course I wanted you to see my chair!!!!! I want to show you the matching settee and writing desk when they arrive too!!!!
9.24.16 Update: I am in love w/ it. Considering proposing to it but will wait to see the settee in case I am being hasty.
Vampire chair
#WANT #i want this bc of reasons
I-want-my-IWTV 