♛He’s down on his knees fellating me, and not doing the most impressive job of it, honestly.

No, I know where he is. He’s at the Metropolitan Museum of Art with Louis, specifically, in the Egyptian Exhibition. Have I surreptitiously bugged Louis with a tiny audio recorder and set a spy or two on him? No, of course not, that would be so rude. Only one spy. Only one recording device >;}

My birthday is coming up (11/7, mes petits) so I just need to make sure they’re not planning anything… distasteful.