what if hannibal told cheesy jokes instead of implying cannibalism?
The Vampire Lestat would appreciate the hell out of those jokes, that’s what.
if one could maybe be induced to eat the other? i might watch this show
#i’m guessing vampire chap could win against Dr Lector in a fight
I reckon so, but Lestat might be inclined to play with him for a while first, and Lector wouldn’t make it easy for him.
Dammit, I’d pay money to see/read this. Where is the fanfic on this topic? AO3 only has this, which isn’t quite what I’m looking for but does include the following lines:
“Look, Dr. Lecter, I checked you out. You are an expensive psychiatrist so you must be good. I needed an appointment right away and you were all booked up, so I improvised. Did you hear me say I was a vampire?”
“Yes, I’m Lithuanian, not deaf.”
and:
Hannibal fumes silently. He needs to be careful until he knows what this disturbed and disturbing creature has done with Will. Hannibal no longer doubts he is indeed sitting across from a real vampire. He also
acknowledges since Lestat is already dead he won’t even taste very good…ok, what? that sounds amazing.. vampire fop needs an appointment asap, so he books himself in, and Dr L just snarks at him? excellent
“And you are stressing me out, Doctor Lecter. Do you really want to antagonize a stressed out vampire? What is to be done about that?” – Interview with a Cannibal or Appointment with a Vampire
THIS IS GR9 I LOVE IT!
I-want-my-IWTV 