my new aesthetic is louis shutting down lestat with his hand
whiningforcenturies: #talk to the hand lestat #Louis is such a woman
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what if hannibal told cheesy jokes instead of implying cannibalism?
The Vampire Lestat would appreciate the hell out of those jokes, that’s what.
if one could maybe be induced to eat the other? i might watch this show
#i’m guessing vampire chap could win against Dr Lector in a fight
I reckon so, but Lestat might be inclined to play with him for a while first, and Lector wouldn’t make it easy for him.
Dammit, I’d pay money to see/read this. Where is the fanfic on this topic? AO3 only has this, which isn’t quite what I’m looking for but does include the following lines:
“Look, Dr. Lecter, I checked you out. You are an expensive psychiatrist so you must be good. I needed an appointment right away and you were all booked up, so I improvised. Did you hear me say I was a vampire?”
“Yes, I’m Lithuanian, not deaf.”
and:
Hannibal fumes silently. He needs to be careful until he knows what this disturbed and disturbing creature has done with Will. Hannibal no longer doubts he is indeed sitting across from a real vampire. He also
acknowledges since Lestat is already dead he won’t even taste very good…ok, what? that sounds amazing.. vampire fop needs an appointment asap, so he books himself in, and Dr L just snarks at him? excellent
“And you are stressing me out, Doctor Lecter. Do you really want to antagonize a stressed out vampire? What is to be done about that?” – Interview with a Cannibal or Appointment with a Vampire
THIS IS GR9 I LOVE IT!
The Art of the Vampire at its Peak in the year 1876: Armand’s Lesson
Printed in Playboy magazine, January 1979, By Anne Rice
The book “Interview with the Vampire” as published form represents only a portion of the tapes of that interview made by the reporter. Louis told the young man much that was not included,particularly with regard to the master vampire, Armand, whom he had met in Paris. One tale was Armand’s account of his methods of seduction; that is, the art of the vampire at its peak in the year 1876.
(Someone kill me, this is one of the sexiest things I’ve ever read, and I just keep thinking of Louis retelling this to Daniel and GODDAMN).
ooc; I love how Armand calls himself Gentleman Death in this. What a Lestat poser.
I love this though, and somehow always forget it exists.
It also pleases me that it goes along with my headcanon that there were things Louis told Daniel that didn’t get put in the book.
spreading the good word that Lestat: The Musical (the ORIGINAL SAN FRANCISCO CAST FROM 2005) is back online and in one whole video!!
if you like Interview with the Vampire, The Vampire Chronicles, or want to see a damn good musical, please do yourself a favor and watch this
Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles Geneology Chart
//In continuation from my other family tree post, this one is incomplete too. Doesn’t even include Benji and Sybelle, and they’ve been around since 1998. It’s a good thing I don’t work on Fridays, because I think I’ve set myself up for creating an updated family tree. *headdesk*
David is not on there either!
Khayman also had an INSANE amount of fledglings. Not just the twins.
-Cries in the rain forever.-
//Why is Daniel floating there without a tether? IS IT SYMBOLIC? LMAO
OOC; This can only mean that we’re destined to shack up.
//I see. Welp, can’t argue with the chart. 😉
Daniel was immaculately Darkly Conceived while Armand watched ;} (j/k don’t kill me!)
Armand from Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles.
“The Vampire Armand“ is easily Anne Rice’s best vampire novel since ”The Vampire Lestat”.
GUYS PARLE PRODUCTIONS IS BRINGING BACK THEIR VC COSPLAY, THIS TIME WITH LESTAT AND NICKI
That ^ is the link to the announcement, and here and here are the links to their other two vampire videos, which are pure gold. They’re two very talented cosplayers and their costumes are as gorgeous as their dialogue is hilarious.
ooc; omfg y E S I LOVE THEM
There is a reason that most fanfiction authors, specifically girls, start with a Mary Sue. It’s because girls are taught that they are never enough. You can’t be too loud, too quiet, too smart, too stupid. You can’t ask too many questions or know too many answers. No one is flocking to you for advice. Then something wonderful happens. The girl who was told she’s stupid finds out that she can be a better wizard than Albus Dumbledore. And that is something very important. Terrible at sports? You’re a warrior who does backflips and Legolas thinks you’re THE BEST. No friends? You get a standing ovation from Han Solo and the entire Rebel Alliance when you crash-land safely on Hoth after blowing up the Super Double Death Star. It’s all about you. Everyone in your favorite universe is TOTALLY ALL ABOUT YOU.
I started writing fanfiction the way most girls did, by re-inventing themselves.
Mary Sues exist because children who are told they’re nothing want to be everything.
G.O.B: I’ve made a huge tiny mistake.
Episode 3×01 “The Cabin Show”
“I’ve made a huge mistake” might as well be Lestat’s catchphrase.
I-want-my-IWTV 