though its late, and I’m unsure how much to you it means anymore, I’d like to say: happy birthday~

Thank you, and you’re not late, mon cher. My birthday always falls on halves, the night before and the night after… so really, it is a two-night long thing. 

It was a great birthday, even though we ruined a designer gown. Actually, ruining it was part of the fun! Ah, well…

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[^X Lestat by @thacmis]

Dear Prince Lestat…. King of all inmortals… HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope you have an awesome day (night). Love you forever andd ever.

♛My darling, my night has hardly begun and all these lovely wishes have been delicious appetizers for the main course… which remains a surprise to me. 

I owe you a nice long ride in the new Bugatti, at the very least. If he must be on the road for any length of time, a vampire king must do it in style, n’est-ce pas? *blows a kiss*

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Happy Birthday, monsieur! Once a face of my nightmares and now one of my darkest (and sexiest) fantasies, I hope you will enjoy this day (or night) and celebrate in the best way you see fit for such grand event.

I can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare… Either way you don’t wanna wake up from me… Oui, I shall raise a glass to you, anonyme.

[^X Lestat by Sec-sa]

Best wishes for an happy, happy Birthday, darling. You should come here in Italy and taste a bit of the beauty of this country: I do think you would enjoy it so much …even more if you don’t travel alone…Have a wonderful night ♡

♛Merci, anonyme. I will take that as a serious invitation. I do have some Italian in me from my mother’s side, and it’s been far too long since my last visit there, must sample the current cuisine *grins*

… of course I’ll drag Louis kicking and screaming if I have to… As long as he’s with me, I’m home wherever I am.

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Dear gorgeous blondie ♡ Happy Birthday. I love you and you know it… we all love you… You’re the Prince of my heart and the best and most handsome of all vampires. J’adore ♡

♛Now that’s more like it! Merci beaucoup. Wearing the party crown tonight. For every troll (was that Armand?!) there are many, MANY, more who share your opinion, knowing there’s a chorus of you out there sending me these lovely words warms my undead little heart more than you can imagine *kisses*

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[vibrator anon] Lestat being a massive power bottom and constantly telling his “partners” (mostly Louis) what to do. At most times his “partners” quit and say “if you’re so picky why don’t you just take control” ,, and so he usually does with a literal stick up his ass

♛Do you write to your mother with those fingers?

Do you have the faintest idea how sex works? ‘his “Partners” ’? These are business transactions? “a literal stick up his ass”? 

Congratulations, you’ve managed to turn the stomach of one who cannot enjoy the sweet relief of actually vomiting. On my birthday, no less. I’d tell you to Go fuck yourself, but you clearly wouldn’t know how to do it, so Go fling your shit at someone else, little troll, because I’m completely done responding to it.

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here’s an idea. Lestat in this day and age,,, decides to well .. Buy a vibrator and then absolutely adores it and is like “Louis please try this!” And then Louis ofc shuts the door in his face. He gets like 7 more of varying shapes and sizes and speeds. (Lestats a fucking hoe and we all know it)

♛*laughs* My, what a vivid imagination you have, anonyme! Wouldn’t you just love to know what’s in our toy boxes… BOXES, plural. 

My passion for new technology is no secret. I’ll take “hoe” as a compliment, as I am an avid connoisseur of pleasure in all its forms.

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