merciful-death:

Tell my muse who you ship them with. Be as subtle or as obvious as you like!

Indeed.

♛Oh Nicki, darling, so nice to see you’ve finally acquiesced to your replacement. And for the record, I would’ve stayed with you through it all, but you were clearly more in love with yourself for there to be any room left for anyone else. -theatrically empathetic frown-