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rimtusser:

hyperbeeb:

[Top photo] the opening paragraph if My Immortal

[Bottom photo] the opening page of actual published novel The Blood Vivicanti by Becket and Anne Rice

what fresh un-edited hell is this

omfg amazon: [Becket] has been working for Ms. Rice since 2005, and he has spent that time
learning from her the craft of writing. He is also the author of “Key
the Steampunk Vampire Girl and the Dungeon of Despair.” h elp i’m fucking wheezing what IS THIS SHIT

THANK U FOR SHARING THIS COMPARISON OMG i’m speechless. #A heartbreaking work of staggering genius. 

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laviniaspeaks:

rimtusser:

laviniaspeaks:

radio-freedunmovin:

answersfromvanaheim:

sapphichands:

hobbitcreampuff:

But what about vampire history teachers. Vampires who read something from a text book then proceed to light the book on fire and throw it out the window because “No. that’s not even close to what really happened. Listen up nerds I’m about to teach you what really happened in France during the revolution”

I need this as a series

Vampires sharing the recipe for Greek fire.

Vampires speaking in dead languages.

Vampires being able to translate untranslatable scripts.

Vampires who react to straightwashing historical figures like “Are you kidding me everyone knew that man was queer!”

Vampires from cultures who were once antagonistic towards each other stubbornly maintaining a friendship that’s lasted longer than their civilizations.

Vampires who honour forgotten deities you won’t find in mythology books.

Also, vampires who secretly saved stuff from the Library of Alexandra.

Guys, this is the Vampire Chronicles.

The increasingly desperate struggle of the VC fandom to tell Tumblr that THE THING YOU ARE DESCRIBING HAS EXISTED FOR FORTY YEARS

A-fucking-men.