♛Do you write to your mother with those fingers?

Do you have the faintest idea how sex works? ‘his “Partners” ’? These are business transactions? “a literal stick up his ass”? 

Congratulations, you’ve managed to turn the stomach of one who cannot enjoy the sweet relief of actually vomiting. On my birthday, no less. I’d tell you to Go fuck yourself, but you clearly wouldn’t know how to do it, so Go fling your shit at someone else, little troll, because I’m completely done responding to it.