i-want-my-iwtv: I *am* i-want-my-iwtv! And I see a whole army of the VC fandom, People Off the Page, here in defiance of tyranny. You’ve come to fight as free readers… and free readers you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight? Will you stay with the fandom and continue making fanworks?
Veteran: Fight? Against the new book? No! We will leave the fandom. And our favorite characters will live.
i-want-my-iwtv: Aye, fight and your favorite characters may die. Forget the VC, and they’ll live… at least a while. And dying in their fictional beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and prove to Mater Glorioso that she may take our favorite character’s lives, but she’ll never take… OUR HEADCANON!
[VC fandom army cheers]
i-want-my-iwtv: J’en ai rien à foutre!
[“I do not give a fuck!”]
VC fandom Army: J’EN AI RIEN À FOUTRE! J’EN AI RIEN À FOUTRE!