Imagine if Lestat had actually turned into a priest as he wanted.
ooc; Imagine if Lestat became a priest and Louis actually sold the plantation and moved them all back to France so Paul could be a priest and then Lestat and Paul were priests together except Lestat met Paul’s hot big brother and they had some steamy sex as Louis confessed his sins
And then they all died because French Revolution blog 17k91 lol.
ooc: ^^thanks for giving Lestat another fantasy.
Ooc: We all know Lestat would be the worst priest ever. Someone relatively cute would come to him saying they partook in carnal sin and he’d be like “heeeeeeeeyyyyy that’s okay baby! We all do it. Now let’s bang.” He’d absolve everyone’s sins by fucking them away and the Vatican WILL CATCH ON.
((RP/FANFIC RAQUAST))