George, Sr.: They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime.

Michael: Yeah? I don’t think that that’s true, Dad. 

George, Sr.: I’ve got the worst [bleep]ing attorneys!

Pilot – 1×01

Inspired by vampiredevelopment, I tried one of these. It does work! This one was from arrestedwesteros, though. I’ll try not to step on either of your toes too much with these. I didn’t tag it as mine since it’s technically your idea *bows humbly.*