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George Michael: She’s kind of my girlfriend.

Michael: Her?

Episode 2×03 “¡Amigos!”

My new pick-up line is “I will literally murder all men except you you will be my boyfriend.” Worked for Akasha. 

#Awkward gender politics in your vampire novel

#I can only describe what Lestat wears in this movie as the male version of Leia’s slave bikini

^THIS, ALL OF THIS