princess-of-gondor:

girliegirltm:

angryschnauzer:

whoopsrobots:

My new favourite thing is mixing slang and colloquialisms from different generations, because the possibilities are endless. What I’m saying is it’s dandy, my home dude. Straight Wizard, m’lady. Sick af, rapscallions. are you picking up what I’m digging, my mellow cats? Not to toot my own horn but it’s the sickest. The illest, darling. A strumpet dont get shivery, me timbers

Basically Tom Hiddleston swearing.

“I’m not swearing. It’s a Shakespeare quote.”

@i-want-my-iwtv