♛Grazie mio caro, I’ve had to deal with far worse trolls in reality, but these internet creatures are a different breed altogether… I’m sure they taste terrible, of basement mold, insects, dusty fedora hats, unwashed skin, hair, and clothing… *shudders* I’d rather eat rats. Rats can’t really help being so repugnant.
But anyway, yes, my birthday was celebrated to perfection, I may have to share the details of it with you all… we’ll see.

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