imagine for a moment Lestat And Friends playing d&d

devilsfool:

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echo-de-la-lumiere:

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monstersinthecosmos:

THIS IS AN AMAZING IDEA and I sat on this in my inbox for a long time because I don’t know that much about D&D and I wish I had more to add to this situation. But like, YEAH like D&D Night at Trinity Gate, third Wednesday every month, sounds perfect. Everyone can come over. I’m more partial to the idea that it’s Armand & Friends and that Lestat comes over and crashes the party and acts like a douche but yeah man I think this DEFINITELY HAPPENS. 

@sheysira @justsomespacedust @saintambrose DO YALL HAVE THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS?

#FANFIC REQUEST #FANART REQUEST

Oh man. A small selection because apparently my brain took this and ran with it a bit

“No, Lestat, being a bard does NOT mean you sing all your dialogue”

Daniel as DM because he’s the only one who’s even remotely unbiased

“I am going to smite you SO hard, you won’t even know what smote you. Say bonjour to my TWO-HANDED BROADAXE, you little goblin shit!” *rolls a critical miss*

“Oh, that’s great. Just great. I can’t believe you just said that. We have ONE healer in this party, so do you think just once you could keep your big mouth shut and try NOT to get us all killed?”

“Well maybe if St Francis over here *jabs thumb in Louis’ direction* had picked some USEFUL skills instead of “talking to animals” this wouldn’t have happened”

Pardon? My charisma stats alone have saved this mission like three times THIS EVENING”

//meanwhile Armand is a min/maxing munchkin who number crunches all his stats and barely misses breaking the game

//Nicolas rolls bard and insists Lestat reroll priest/cleric “if he wants to be so ‘good’”

//totally. Spends points and money with extreme deliberation and keeps absolute track of his gear and any and all bonuses so he never forgets to make use of them at opportune moments

//y e p. Meanwhile Lestat playing chaotic neutral or some shit just so he can fuck with Armand with impunity

//I have no idea how to play D&D but you know I am ALL about COVEN GAME NIGHT!!!!!

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