
Lucille: You’re my third least favorite child.
Michael: I can live with that.
Episode 1×08 “My Mother, the Car”
1. Claudia
2. Antoine?
Lestat’s ranking of fledglings at this point in his life from least favourite to favourite
- Claudia (for obvious reasons)
- Gabrielle (absentee mother)
- Louis (current Facebook relationship status: it’s complicated)
- Antoine (because apparently all my headcanons were wrong and he was a perfectly nice guy… Who never sent anyone on fire LOUIS)
- Nicolas (we do not speak ill of the dead. No seriously, don’t you dare talk shit about Nicolas in front of lestat)