♛”Dearest, it’s more about people throwing themselves at my bone(s),” *scoffs and ruffles her hair* “And, yes, believe it or not, I do politely decline plenty of offers, I have some measure of taste.”
[^X by @vampiredevelopment, revised slightly]
“Lestat, is there anyone that you don’t want to jump their bones?”
I-want-my-IWTV 