“Tell your father that I can’t reach the asparagus.”
“He says he can’t reach the asparagus.”
“Tell your dad he’s closer to it than I am.”
“Why do we have to go through this EVERY night? ”
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Will someone please pass me the fucking asparagus? – Lester Burnham, Interview with America’s Beautiful Vampire
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