VC Failbook 2/?
Originally a gift for the-gentleman-chronicler.
Tag Archives: dick in a box
the-gentleman-chronicler: #(This is perfection.)#(Though David will barter his arse for that Borders gift card.)#(Thank you!)#iwantmyiwtv#(Step Three: Have her open the box!)
SO glad u liked!
‘Tis the season of SHARING! (ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ｡*･゜ﾟ･*☆
From i-want-my-iwtv! the-gentleman-chronicler asked for a Lestat/David drabble, so I was thinking… what could Lestat give David as a present? What WOULD he give David? How would he give it to David?
And then this happened instead.
Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift
humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years
I feel a mighty need to see a fic about this
Lestat is so giving this to Louis for Christmas.
…Or already did.
Christmas, 1821, I received one of these.
I-want-my-IWTV 