I’ve never seen the film Queen of the Damned, and I was thinking about maybe watching it and turning it into a drinking game. If I were to do this, would I die from alcohol poisoning? I’m curious about the movie, and just don’t think I could get through the movie without intoxication, but I also don’t want to shuffle off this mortal coil.

sailor-sparkle-kicks:

i-want-my-iwtv:

(First of all: I do have movie!IWTV VC Drinking Game Rules maybe you can modify them, or enjoy them as-is, as-they-are)

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So I’ve only seen QOTD 1x all the way through, and I had people helping me through it by making fun of it via group rewatch, so I couldn’t come up with drinking game rules other than just buy one bottle of wine per person and work your way through it the entire time, maybe every 5 minutes take a sip?

Nonono wait, don’t die of alcohol poisoning  I can’t afford to lose a follower that way!  

Opening this up to everyone. Anyone have drinking game rules for QOTD?

YO I GOT THIS

It’s funny, I was actually thinking about coming up with rules for this movie only a day or two ago. As with all movie-related drinking games, I recommend cherry picking only a few from these, as using them all might result in death, but here’s what I was able to come up with. I like the two rules fairytalesgoneawry suggested, so I am gonna slap them in here as the first two:

– Every time Marius makes a new vampire
– Every time you see Armand’s nipples
– Every time you see Lestat’s nipples
– Guys, there are just nipples everywhere in this movie, it’s hilarious
– Every time a vampire hisses
– Every time a vampire’s eyes turn red

– Every time cryptic cello music plays
– Every time the word “shadows” is used
– Every time the word “friend(s)” is used sarcastically
– Drink/drain (your choice) for each nu metal song you recognize in the background

– Every time IRL media-related branding is blatantly mentioned/shown on screen
– Every time someone on screen is wearing a fishnet/mesh top
– If you’re feeling ambitious, every time a background character is wearing a pleather outfit/every time Lestat is wearing leather pants
– Every time a scene has bad vampire slow-fast-mo in it (take it easy on this one there will be plenty of opportunities lmao)
– Every time Akasha does something that is intended to look cryptic and alluring, but just comes off as absurd
– Every time Akasha hand flicks someone to death
– Drain every time there’s a shitty abstract Akasha-related montage

– Every time a vampire goes jet packing into the sky
– Every time Lestat makes a joke about “meals/eating”
– Every time Lestat gives someone excessive bedroom eyes
– Drain every time Marius says “hello, David :D”

– Drink for Marius’s golf clap on stage, I can’t even you guys

– Every time one of Lestat’s managing staff are visibly uncomfortable
– Every time Lestat’s journal is passed on to a different person
– Every time someone tells Jesse not to do something
– Every time Jesse does it anyway
– Every time you think “shouldn’t Louis have been in this scene?”
– Every time a character dies THAT FUCKING SHOULDN’T HAVE

Annnnd that’s what I got.

omg your poor livers…

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annabellioncourt added:

  • Lestat attempts some kind of unidentifiable European accent
  • a scene happens that wasn’t in the book at all
  • FORCED LOVE STORY
  • Every time your eyes twitch trying to accept the new Armand
  • Whenever someone is on screen that is not really goth or punk, but the costume dept said they are.

fairytalesgoneawry added:

  • How about you take a drink every time Marius makes another vampire?
  • Or every time you see Armand’s nipples? 

Have you seen Colin O’Donoghue (Capt. Hook) in royal garb(He was in an episode of The Tudors)? He’s a stunning man *drool*

Zut alors! You are absolutely right. *drools* But this was a good outfit, too:

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Yeah we definitely need him involved in any VC live-action media.

#Colin O’Donoghue #Stealing u in the name of our fandom

I’m gonna have to watch OAUT now, aren’t I? And that ep. of the Tudors. This is similar to what happened to me with Attack on Titan, I saw some hot fanart and fanfic and now I’m watching it.