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Gizoogled quotes from Interview with the Vampire (provided by merciful-death)

merciful-death:

ooc; I put the scene where Louis became a vampire in Gizoogle

Omfg

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Highlights:

  • “there was no time in Lestatz plan fo’ anythang but his thugged-out lil’ plan.” – is there /ever/ any time in Lestat’s plan for anythang but his thugged-out lil’ plan?
  • “…he pressed his bangin right fingers against mah lips n’ holla’d, ‘Be still. I be goin ta drain you now ta the very threshold of dirtnap, n’ I want you ta be on tha fuckin’ down-low,…’ ”
  • “ ‘Well shiiiit, it is your consciousness, yo’ will, which must keep you kickin it.’ ” – This is excellent life advice, really.
  • “ ‘Has you done eva lost a pimped out amount of blood, biatch?’ axed tha vampire.  ‘Do you know tha feeling, biatch?’ – Well, do ya, Daniel? DO YA, PUNK?
  • “ ‘How tha fuck pathetic it is ta describe these thangs which can’t truly be busted lyrics about..’ ” – Indeed.
  • “I opened my eyes n’ checked mah dirty ass up in a moment of reachin fo’ his wrist, befo’ grabbin it, forcin it back ta mah grill at all costs; I checked mah dirty ass because I realized dat tha drum was mah ass, n’ tha second drum had been his.” – Drum asses. How romantic.
  • ” ‘Quit lookin at mah buttons,’ Lestat holla’d.“ – His buttons are mesmerizing.

Hahaha omg! I think he’s referring to Lestat’s lines:

devilsviolinist:

When Lestat would ask me ta read his ass thangs, I would sometimes git so annoyed dat I would deliberately tell his ass tha lyrics meant suttin’ straight-up different from what tha fuck was freestyled — fo’ fun. I aint talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy biatch. Because da thug would believe anythang I ‘read’ ta his muthafuckin ass. I don’t be thinkin he eva straight-up figured it out, either.

“I wasn’t the lead, but I was the young lover, a sort of Lelio again really, which was almost better than the lead, and I stole every scene in which I appeared. Nicolas had taught me the part, bawling me out constantly for not learning to read. And by the fourth performance, the playwright had written extra lines for me.”

✌ — nothing depressing and/or inner-monloguey. I’m not looking for a lecture, ok?

merciful-death:

send a ‘✌'  for a gizoogled confession.

Yo crazy-ass immaturitizzle astoundz me, Nicolas. I had hoped dat if I was ta eva hook up you, we might become playaz of sorts, fo’ you question tha way dat I do. It disturbs me dat you view me ta be yo’ replacement when dat aint tha case. Lestat falls up in ludd quicker than what tha fuck is imaginable ta you or I.

Yo crazy-ass mockery angers me n’ I lash out, feelin as though I be bein dragged down ta yo’ level. I wish dat it would cease. There is lil point ta dat shit.

Yo crazy-ass immaturitizzle astoundz me, Nicolas.

THIS WHOLE THING IS KILLING ME OK