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“I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado” has to be the most hilariously non sexy pick up line that would work on me. I don’t know if it’s the painting, the spanking or the creaminess of the avocado that does it for me…

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interviewed-the-vampire:

“I’ll say whatever you want as long as I can get in your guacahole after.”